Humor and Clean Jokes
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Sadly, I will. I've lived in GA/Arkansas/TX since 2000. But Im from Hillsdale, Michigan. My sons are there.
I'll be moving back when I get 'old' and weak and dependent on others.
Family is important. So important, I will return to the worst state in the USA.
I'll be moving back when I get 'old' and weak and dependent on others.
Family is important. So important, I will return to the worst state in the USA.
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Ryan lives in San Luis Obispo, California. He was sick of the world, sick of COVID, Trump, the "My Pillow" guy, Russia, China, global warming, street crime, fentanyl, illegal immigrants, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Ryan drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw Ryan in his car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Ryan from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Ryan drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw Ryan in his car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Ryan from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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Everything old is new again! Who remembers the movie? 
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Now THIS is a bad day! 
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