Humor and Clean Jokes
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER".
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER".
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
According to her employment contract, my lead personal assistant is supposed to get a review done by me every 6 months.
Well to say that I am not good at remembering to do them is an understatement.
She waited until I was 10 days past the date last time, walked into my office, shut the door and locked it, handed me her personnel file, blank sheet of paper and a pen, and said " My job is to help you with anything that you may want me to do, and sometimes not want to do, but if it keeps you on schedule, and flying straight, then its my job to make you do it. My review is now 10 days overdo, and it's happening right now, come hell or high water ".
I said "okay" and began writing.
When done with my 1 paragraph review, I handed it to her, said go type this up, bring it back to me for my signature, then add it to your file. She read it, and laughed and laughed. It said " Tatiana is an invaluable employee and key part of the team. I count on her to keep me flying straight, and somewhat on schedule, which is no easy task because I don't always do what I should. If I had to fault Tatiana in any way it would be bad timing occasionally, like say that I really had to pee, but she locks me in my office at that moment, and makes me terrified to make a break for the bathroom because I am certain that despite her small physical size, she would win in any physical altercation with any normal human being, and likely make the Hulk break out into a sweat if they fought. But I need her more than she needs this job, because no way could I replace her faultless work ethics, and perfectionist ways".
Well to say that I am not good at remembering to do them is an understatement.
She waited until I was 10 days past the date last time, walked into my office, shut the door and locked it, handed me her personnel file, blank sheet of paper and a pen, and said " My job is to help you with anything that you may want me to do, and sometimes not want to do, but if it keeps you on schedule, and flying straight, then its my job to make you do it. My review is now 10 days overdo, and it's happening right now, come hell or high water ".
I said "okay" and began writing.
When done with my 1 paragraph review, I handed it to her, said go type this up, bring it back to me for my signature, then add it to your file. She read it, and laughed and laughed. It said " Tatiana is an invaluable employee and key part of the team. I count on her to keep me flying straight, and somewhat on schedule, which is no easy task because I don't always do what I should. If I had to fault Tatiana in any way it would be bad timing occasionally, like say that I really had to pee, but she locks me in my office at that moment, and makes me terrified to make a break for the bathroom because I am certain that despite her small physical size, she would win in any physical altercation with any normal human being, and likely make the Hulk break out into a sweat if they fought. But I need her more than she needs this job, because no way could I replace her faultless work ethics, and perfectionist ways".
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