Thank you Soooooo much Daisy Farmer (and if your sisters look anything like you, them all, also, emphatically!)...


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The globalist want us to stop gardening. I say this is an appropriate reason to ignore them.

 

I just wish Daisy Farmer (and her sisters?) lived next door to me...


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Somebody would buy it! LOL

 

You mean... The one I... It's WORTHLESS???


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The funny thing is, whatever we have is only worth what someone else will pay for it. However, if it means something too you then it is priceless!
But yeah, that empty box is worthless!

 

 

 

It was a joke, I don't own this thing but yeah, your right. I hear this a lot "it is worth only what someone is willing to pay for it" The empty box is funny though, it could be a super novelty item...


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Sorry, GraphiteGhost, I tried to write that reply as all serious and then bang! funny ending. I guess I phrased it wrong or maybe I should have put "Ba Dum Tiss" at the end. LOL

 

 

 

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It's like, I only have to run faster than YOU...







LOL


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A farmer went into a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him at the counter said, “Well, how about that? I just ordered champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so I’m celebrating as well,” the woman replied.

“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses in celebration the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating, mam?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a baby,” said the woman, “and my gynecologist has just confirmed that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and my hens were infertile all last year, but today they are all laying eggs!”

“Wow, that’s great!” said the woman. “So, how did your chickens suddenly become fertile?” ………… “I used a different ****”, said the farmer

The woman smiled, clinked his glass again and said, “What a coincidence!”

 

I was on and interview looking for a new job in sales. The boss handed me his laptop and said, " Okay,,, Sell this to me."
So, I picked it up, placed under my arm, and left the building.

About two hours later, he called explained that there was stuff on his laptop he needed so please, bring it back.

I replied, "Sure, 200 bucks and it's yours!"

 

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Tick-tock, tick-tock...







RUNNNNNNN!


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