I got hit with a violin, then a drum, then a trumpet and finally I was beaten with a cello!
The police think it was an orchestrated attack!

 

 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.
People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!
I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

 

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Sometimes, I wonder what happened to the people to whom I gave directions.

 

'Crossfire' / Mercedes Pedal Car

 

 

This is for MD60A3Driver - CFK

 

That looks cool, but it's not likely to hit anything.
Looks like he's shooting at a chopper or a plane LOL! Definitely not a ground target. Definitely just for show.
My gunner in my M60A3 Patton would have put an FSDS (Sabot) round through that commie pos before it turned the turret and hit the ground.
Sgt. J was that good.

 

 

Nowadays the Pledge of Allegiance should be more like "One Nation, Under Fraud, Clearly Divisible, With Bribery and Corruption For All..”

 

 

 

 

 

I bet someone's mom was
using me as a bad example
when I was younger