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Old Mar 8, 2021 | 08:38 AM
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Old Mar 8, 2021 | 07:33 PM
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Old Mar 8, 2021 | 09:33 PM
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I'm putting this one up on my Ozark Acreage.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2021 | 11:57 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2021 | 01:56 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2021 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher

we are only right 3 out of four times on the 29th.
 
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Old Mar 11, 2021 | 12:26 PM
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When I was in the Corporate world, I had to play golf. I hated the game.

I came from poverty and always got every ounce of value out of anything for which I had paid. I never understood taking as few shots as possible for an expensive walk around the park, as a worthwhile endeavor.

I learned, in that same said Corporate world, to target the most profit for the least costs. Yet here we all were blowing money literally to the wind. Between the cost of equipment, ***** lost in the woods, and green fees, I couldn't relate to it's productive value. We could have been back at the office generating revenues.

These guys would brag about how they wasted every fairway with as few shots as possible. I always went for 10 strokes and got my money's worth.

Never understood that game.
 

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Old Mar 11, 2021 | 12:41 PM
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Old Mar 12, 2021 | 01:40 PM
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Old Mar 12, 2021 | 03:03 PM
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Well anybody knows that's stupid.
The car should be towing the generator and then it would never have to stop.
 

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Old Mar 15, 2021 | 11:05 AM
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Old Mar 15, 2021 | 02:25 PM
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Old Mar 16, 2021 | 08:48 AM
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Old Mar 19, 2021 | 05:04 PM
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Old Mar 21, 2021 | 07:41 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2021 | 02:26 PM
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Old Mar 24, 2021 | 10:10 AM
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Old Mar 24, 2021 | 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ala_xfire
The Queen is not a big fan of Meghan, therefor someone like Tiger with a stupid recent accident would be ideal.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2021 | 11:52 AM
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Good on ya Franc!
Keep the levity flowing...
 
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Old Mar 25, 2021 | 11:39 AM
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