Dude, it was like Tee-ball... I had to take a swing.

 

I know. And I expect SOMEONE at the Dragon to say something like:

HEY!

PIZZA! You, um, never lived up to character and said something out of line in that "Vote for my wife thread"!

YOu've got to admit - I've kept quiet, with ALL the openings presented...

 

Well, I can say with a certainty that my wife is more attractive than her. My wife just does not need to boost her self esteem by entering half-*** beauty contests that have a whopping 4 entries, and then have me pimp out votes for her. I am 50, and my wife is 28. I did not marry her for her physical appearance or age. Beauty does not last forever, and if you have a relationship that is shallowly based on physical appearance, then that is a marriage that is doomed to pad the divorce statistics. My wife and I are getting ready to celebrate our 6th wedding anniversary, and we are both more in love today than we were in the beginning. I don't need anyone to judge my wife in comparison to other women as my feelings are the only one that counts. I think people posted negative comment because of the lame way he was pimping votes, and not because they were jealous of her looks. She is not all that!

Oh, and JHM2K (John) has a fiance that is not only much prettier than Melissa, but is also much classier.

Jeleous...... I don't think so.

 

THAT is where I went wrong.... I found a 50 year old, should-da found me a 20-something.

(Thread hi-jacking coming up.)

 

I am still in shock that I have 1 YO, and a 4 YO boys. LOL At least you can retire while you can still remeber your name.

Seriously.... I would not trade where I am in my life today for anything.

 

Yea, my boys are in their 20's. This is MY TIME

I wanted to share it with someone, but I found the wrong person, someone who took the smile from my face. So, here I am again - alone, but getting back to being happy, the smile is coming back!!!

But you have it good, too. Different from me, but good. Enjoy it. Enjoy her. Enjoy those wonderful kids.

 

Thank you, kind sir. You'll all get the pleasure of meeting her in a few weeks...

 

I can not wait for the Dragon LOL

Mark and John, I can trust you will hang out and have a few adult beverages?

 

That's a big 10-4. My days of getting smashed are long gone, but I'll certainly nurse a gin and tonic here and there...

 

Do we have to second that or shouldn't it be a foregone conclusion?

In the interest of moving on, I vote yes, kick him off the island.

 

I don't get drunk anymore.... left that life behind in 1984.

But don't be surprised if I have something with me to mix with my Coke.

 

No argument there (tho I haven't met her), but what I do know is: Molly has the marked cornered on "cute".

 

John and Molly

John and



Do we have a tie ??

 

For everyone's sake, I think we can call it a tie. And we all know who the real winners are...not me, that's for sure...sheesh.

 

I definitely think we're equally blessed men.

Aim high guys!!! It just takes persistence and a little luck. Which is good news for a homely individual such as myself, LOL...

 

Yea, ya beat me to that remark.

 

good thing this old dude isn't coming.....they'd throw beer bottles at you guys when they saw me........ oops, wait a minute, maybe they would throw beer bottles at me....

 

I second that, and coming from a guy as goofy as me, that says something. A little chloroform and a van is all I needed

 

You used chloroform? I used a club.