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Old Apr 19, 2024 | 12:47 PM
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The airline flying situation, totally messed up?








Yeah, you never know... Also what is this with all these 'support' animals? Will they EVER get this under control...


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Old Apr 20, 2024 | 02:38 AM
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Old Apr 20, 2024 | 02:39 AM
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Old Apr 20, 2024 | 11:27 AM
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”
 
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Old Apr 21, 2024 | 03:03 PM
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There is nothing more innocent than a child's imagination....

 
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Old Apr 21, 2024 | 10:12 PM
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Three little pigs?






Huff, Puff, and BARF!


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Old Apr 22, 2024 | 02:21 AM
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Old Apr 26, 2024 | 10:17 AM
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Da dumm, dadumm dadummmdadummmm








Don't go in the water! Credits shown in the cartoon...


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Old Apr 27, 2024 | 01:19 AM
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Old Apr 27, 2024 | 10:02 PM
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A young 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut arrives home one day, driving a stunning Porsche.
His parents immediately question him about where he got it.
“I bought it today,” calmly responds the teen.
We know how much a Porsche costs, and you cannot afford it!”
The boy explains, This one only cost me 20 dollars.”
“Who on earth would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”
“The woman up the street,” the boy replies. “I don’t know her name – she just moved in.
She ordered a pizza, and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”
Unable to contain their curiosity and anger, the boy’s dad and mom rush over to their new neighbor’s house, ready to demand an explanation.
To their surprise, they find their new neighbor calmly planting flowers in her front yard.
Approaching her with determination, the dad speaks up, “I’m the father of the kid you just sold a sports car to for $20. I need an explanation from you!”
“Well, this morning, I received a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it turns out he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and has no intention of coming back.”Perplexed, the mom interjects,
“What on earth does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?”
Smiling brightly, the new neighbor pauses for a moment before answering,
“Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, I did.”




 
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Old Apr 28, 2024 | 11:13 PM
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Dinner Time!






Enough for everyone!


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Old Apr 29, 2024 | 10:39 PM
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We all have seen this....






And the kids (with computers) sometimes hack the sign and change it!...


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Old Apr 30, 2024 | 09:40 AM
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Old May 1, 2024 | 06:10 PM
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Old May 2, 2024 | 01:18 AM
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Old May 2, 2024 | 07:06 PM
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Old May 2, 2024 | 11:04 PM
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Old May 3, 2024 | 05:07 PM
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Old May 5, 2024 | 02:15 AM
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Old May 5, 2024 | 04:54 PM
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As much as the “fact checkers” hate to admit it - this is truth…

Instead of admitting to the fact that food manufacturers are lying outright -
Snopeswrites “Research in progress”
 
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