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Old Feb 7, 2014 | 06:03 PM
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Crossfire - Limited.



Crossfire - SRT6



I saw these pictures on another site labelled as shown.

Please don't shoot the messenger. LOL
 
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Old Feb 7, 2014 | 06:24 PM
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The first pic looks just like my favorite dog KODAK when he took a dump. A real plesure of a friend. Best animal I ever had.
He too was a mongrel, just like my crossies.


I easily liked playing with him as much as I do my Crossfires.

So, no offense taken.
 

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Old Feb 7, 2014 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by onehundred80
Crossfire - Limited.



Crossfire - SRT6



I saw these pictures on another site labelled as shown.

Please don't shoot the messenger. LOL
Dunno. Looking at that huge tail, I say it's an SRT....
 
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Old Feb 8, 2014 | 09:11 AM
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Old Feb 8, 2014 | 10:06 AM
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OR this clue....





 
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 12:57 PM
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I'm a new member, I hope this doesn't get me kicked out of the club...

Q: How do you stop a dog that's humping your leg??
A: Give him a blo job.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 03:24 PM
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I should really lay off the Gas



 

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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher



I should realy lay off the Gas








Franc...You really need HELP!!! LOL... Carl
 
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 08:50 PM
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 09:14 PM
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 09:15 PM
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 09:17 PM
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Last one for the night

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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 09:35 PM
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Old Feb 9, 2014 | 09:41 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2014 | 09:12 AM
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Boy do I miss Comics with real talent.

Video: Jonathan Winters and a Stick
 
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Old Feb 10, 2014 | 09:40 AM
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Old Feb 10, 2014 | 12:44 PM
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I can't do blonde jokes.....I never get' 'em
 
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Old Feb 10, 2014 | 12:48 PM
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Test above..

Pizzaguy pre date quiz..

She got a date with Pizzaguy for having the correct answer!

 
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Old Feb 12, 2014 | 01:39 AM
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using
the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to

When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it
had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one
capital.
 
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Old Feb 12, 2014 | 10:09 AM
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot mag, and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?"


A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."
 
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